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Basquash! Bandwidth Killer Pre-warning!


On the planet Earthdash, its inhabitants gaze on its moon and the technologically advanced lunar city of Mooneyes with awe. Dan JD, a boy living in Rollingtown on Earthdash’s surface, gets caught up in Bigfoot Basketball — a fast-paced sport played with giant Bigfoot robots.
Source: AnimeNewsNetwork.com

Basquash is great! We already know that…
Well… for those who don’t, I’ll say it again. Basquash is the bestest awesomemestemest adrenalin pumping ass-WHOOPING coolestest anime ever!

It’s so great, I’m not even going to bother with a review. It’s a 5-Star, through and through. Instead, I’m going to spam about the elements of Basquash. Explained by a bogus theory I came up with. I think I’m going to call it the 5-B-Multiplier.

In a nutshell, Basquash is so great because it fully utilize the 5 B’s. Basketball, Bots, Babes, Balls and of course, Boobies. Put all these together, and the effect multiplies so great that Basquash achieves EPICDOM!

Let’s start with Basketball.
The basketball in Basquash is street style. Although, there are hints of a court style basketball existing in some scenes when Rouge called Dan JD to shoot a three pointer.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but there has not been a single basketball anime which flunked. Even Dear Boys, the anime featuring sissy guys. Which although wasn’t something I enjoyed, had a rather successful feedback. Despite having rock-bottom basketball animes like Buzzer Beater, more often than not, basketball animes will always receive a good response.

Anyway, who doesn’t love basketball?
*Points to the guy who raised his hand*
Ok, first, You need to hit the court. Try the game.

Off topic: I used to love watching NBA, back when Anfernee Hardaway and Shaq played for Orlando Magic. They were my favorite matchup. Then Shaq left Orlando and I never bothered with NBA ever again. Now, the game is just fucked up. There’s a foul every second, either that or everyone is too busy acting the man, calling each other’s moms or what not. Pfft…

Back on topic, So… Yeah… Basketball rocks. Especially Streetball!
I’d definitely join Streetball competitions if only I wasn’t so farking short.

Bots
If you haven’t learn by now, Bots are cool.
They do things normal humans can’t. They can cook, fly, has superhuman strength, blow buildings up, Split a planet to two. And yes, they can play Basketball, or rather, Basquash!

The bots in Basquash are known as Big Foots. Which I find the name really suitable, despite the foot of the bots NOT being big. Having a really rugged design really makes the Big Foot feels original. And they wear basketball shoes. I’ll be damned if that isn’t cool!

I wish I could elaborate more, but words fail me. And I just found out that it’s harder to talk about bots than to talk about female characters.


Babes
When I say babes, I actually do mean Rouge. She’s already hot as it is, but to pilot a bot and play basketball too. She’s also a little Tsundere. Dang! She’d fit me to a tee!
To Snark, SHE IS MINE!!! So she pilots a bot but I doubt she’s above legal age. Meaning she’s someone you shouldn’t take a liking too.


Oh Shit! Almost forgot to include Sela. Plays basketball, rides a Big Foot, also Hot! Although… cuming over watching or playing good basketball probably means I’ll never satisfy her. Cause my basketball sucks, HARD! I can’t shoot, score, block Jack. All I can ever do is steal. Pffft…

*Allow my slightly pedophile nature to take over*
Actually, I’m also rather fond of Alan Naismith. Short hair, Cap, mechanic clothing, Hot!
The moment she change back to her princess form however, she seemed like the dull brainless character you would find in Pretty Cure or some shit like that.
Oh by the way, I AM actually trying to get hold of this anime called Fresh Pretty Cure. LOLOLOL!!!
It’s switching fansubs like baby switches diapers. So my episodes are messed up. Anyone knows any reliable source? I’m guessing that’s how bad it is.

* Back to usual uptight self*

Balls
When I say Balls, I actually do mean it in a GAR manner.
“That guy’s got Ballsz!”
I would have used the word Boys, but it sounded under-manly.

The balls I mean is the type Dan JD lack restraint of. Him crashing around everywhere and anytime he wants to just refills the body of adrenalin over and over again. Even Dan’s pet/companion, Spanky, had balls.

Iceman has balls too. But he’s just too cool that it hides his manhood. Same goes for James Lone.



Iceman Approves!

Boobs
When I say boobs, I actually do mean Haruka and Miyuki. One representing Jupiter, another representing Neptune.
Unfortunately, like Jupiter, Haruka’s boobs were losing its ability to maintain a perfect sphere, due to the stronger gravity of earth which ultimately makes it sag, as opposed to the low gravity on moon. They actually mention the gravity-sagging-boobs in the anime by the way. As Jupiter, it is slowly “compressing”.

Miyuki’s however, still has a long way to go. Although she would definitely appeal to Ganguro lovers. xp


Violette’s boobs were just plain scary. It was as big as Haruka’s, but it didn’t look human.
So I took her out of the Boobs section.


Big, Chibi, HUGE!

Initially I wanted to keep this post short and direct. But I guess it turned out to have some SPAM after all.

Oh well, Might as well just add something which I didn’t thought of putting in…
Despite all the ass-kicking Basquash is, I have to say that the 2nd ending theme video was rubbish. The song was good. But the video was horrendous.

Random Shots…

Basquash!
Rating: 5-Stars
Torrents: Baka-Updates

With this post over, I’d like everyone to meet my NEW imaginary waifu. Rouge…

Sorry Marin, our romance was short lived. Although you may be a replacement for Belldandy, but you don’t play basketball. And there are lonely nights when I’d wake up in the middle of the night and feel like playing basketball… among other things. Rouge and I, we were made for each other. So I bid thee farewell…

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9 responses

  1. kluxorious

    *raises hand* how did her shirt does not slip from her boobs when it jingling like that?! By the rule of physic, gravity should have no problem to bare them two melons!

    October 21, 2009 at 4:03 pm

  2. blur

    @kluxLol. Cause it's an anime.It could be covered with 2 leaves and still it wouldn't fall off. XpThankfully you saw the animated Miyuki boobs before photobucket took it down.Crap! Am gonna have to look for another image server. Hmm.. I wonder if google themselve will block the image. Argh.. Going to have to wait for 8 hours before getting off work and uploading it again. Stupid photobucket!

    October 21, 2009 at 11:38 pm

  3. blur

    Yes! Home, Edited and Uploaded on ImageShack!Miyuki's bouncing boobs are back online! Lol.. -.-"

    October 22, 2009 at 10:19 am

  4. crazyanimegyrl

    I have to agreed… this was a great series. Plus, I wondered too how those boobs stay in that tiny shirt too! O.O

    October 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm

  5. Yi

    I was reading the post, then I got to the bouncing breasts, and that pretty much took away all my attention…

    October 23, 2009 at 8:04 am

  6. blur

    @CagLol! Animes ownzed physics, law of gravity, and everything else. ;p@YiWhen I first posted this and gave it a run through. The same thing happened to me. Lol! Reading and Slowly scrolling down the page, then… WooOOOoooOOOoohhhHhhhh… So I guess the effect of the image turned out better than even I expected. -.-"

    October 23, 2009 at 10:12 am

  7. Snark

    Those boobs…I-I can't look away!

    October 24, 2009 at 3:28 am

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